http://www.borowitzreport.com/

Glad someone still has a sense of humor.

Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, “I need to be honest with you, I’m getting a boob job.”
The second woman says “Oh that’s nothing, I’m thinking of having my a**hole bleached!”
To which the first replies, “Whoa, I just can’t picture your husband as a blonde!”

http://www.bobandtom.com/jokes